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Most of these were rejected for a reason. [Download Kindle] ⚔ Rejected Rejected Rejected ♿ Besides Being Born And Dying, The Most Common Human Experience Is Being Rejected Dissed, Dumped On, Or Downsized By Lovers, Parents, And Employers Now Here S A Hilarious Collection Of Rejection Stories And Rejected Works By Some Of Today S Most Accomplished Comic Writers And Performers Some World Famous Sharing Their Pieces That Were Ripped To Pieces And Their Own Experiences Of Being Handed Their Hats, Heads, And Hearts On A Platter Bob Witfong Recalls Being Hired As A Correspondent By The Daily Show But Never Called In To Work Then Being Fired By Mistake Then Going On Air And Called Creepy By Bloggers And Then Actually Being Fired Meredith Hoffa Has Her Pubescent Crush Destroyed By A New Haircut Modeled On Mary Stuart Masterson S In Some Kind Of Wonderful Just When The Size Of My Face And Body Had Caught Up To The Gigantic Size Of My Teeth Joel Stein Celebrity Interviewer For Time Receives An Earful From Buddy Hackett Who, Before Slamming Down The Phone, Says You Re Being Kind Of, What Do You Call It, I Don T Know, Those Wise Guy Papers Tabloids Dave Hill Offers His Piece For A British Lad Mag In Which He Went Undercover With A Police Vice Squad, An Article Killed Because He Didn T Go Far Enough With A Transvestite Prostitute Jackie Cohen Fails Her Audition For The Synagogue Choir At Age Five And Many Too Painful To Mention Featuring Essays, Jokes, Sketches, Cartoons, And Articles Passed On By Venues As Varied As Saturday Night Live And Reader S Digest, Rejected Is A Priceless Compilation That Reminds Us It S A Okay To Be A Big Loser Praise For Rejected In This Comic Anthology Of Short Essays, Rejection Veteran Friedman Creator Of Popular New York Reading Series The Rejection Show Brings Together A Double Handful Of Writers And Comics Michael Ian Black, Neal Pollack, Mandy Stadtmiller, David Rees, Tom McCaffrey, Kristen Schaal To Share Rejected Work And Their Thoughts On It The Criterion For Entry Is An Unpublished Piece That Has Been Rejected At Least Once Rejecting Parties Range From The New Yorker To Television S Saturday Night Live To The Perfect Boyfriend To The Suddenly Silent Agent Entries Include Sketches Abandoned By Members Of TV S The State To Spectacular Bachelor Party Failures To Small, Triumphant Moments Of Rejection Rejection For One Actress, Hope Makes A Comeback At The Local Pottery BarnThe Overall Quality Of The Work Is Remarkable Friedman Allows His Writers Immense Latitude In Style And Substance While Keeping His Theme Front And Center Though A Bit New York Centric, The Collection Has Something For Everyone, Laughs On Just About Every Page, And An Ultimately Uplifting Spirit If Every Rejection Is An Opportunity, Then The Chance To Be A Part Of This Fine, Funny Collaboration Was Probably Worth It Especially For Readers Publisher S Weekly No One Has Ever Made Being A Reject This Funny If You Read Only One Book This Year About Being A Total Loser, Make It This One Lizz Winstead, Founding Member Of Air America Radio And Co Creator Of The Daily Show This Book Shows That We Are Truly Living In Bizarro World Where The Reject Thought this would be interesting based on the fact that my book seemed to be about similar types of things, but not so Felt like serious, pointless griping But importantly, didn t really feel the stories were well told It starts like it is going to be funny, but isn t Could have been much. You guys Kristen Schaal wrote a piece in this ONE BILLION STARS. Pretty lame I could see how it might work as an uneven but mostly fun off off Broadway show, but as a book it was a lame A bunch of comedy writers why not a much wider variety of professions or even just a wider variety of writers share either a tale of rejection or the piece which was rejected The anecdotes aren t uproarious and you can usually tell why the rejected stuff ended up in that pile Some tongue in cheek stuff from the guys from The State was funny, at least. I wanted a palate cleanser before jumping back into something serious I guess this book was worth the 4 I paid for it.01 for the book, 3.99 for the shipping As always with a group of essays, some where good, some were bad, most were ok Nothing earth shattering I can understand why the library it belonged to decided to get rid of it